Quote #30945
Use your enemy’s hand to catch a snake.
Quote #18491
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #18729
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #23791
We don’t know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #7325
Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos.
Quote #6168
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
Quote #14999
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we...
Quote #17677
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody – it saves so much...
Quote #20230
Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can...