Quote #30814
Speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee.
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When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money,...
Quote #3664
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to...
Quote #25915
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #13317
My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become...
Quote #31827
In America, one gets as much justice as one can afford. (1966)
Quote #3897
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
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The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
Quote #778
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Quote #13849
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.