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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you...
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Through the doors of perception Down the corridors of uncertainty Into the room of...
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I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there...
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Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
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It is the minority that has stood in the vain of every moral conflict,...
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Quote #712
Hatred is the anger of the weak.