Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #9760
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #19552
Of ex-President Eisenhower at the Republican convention of 1964 Reading a speech with his...
Quote #6481
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #19484
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #13444
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Quote #2973
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last...
Quote #18465
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new...
Quote #9999
It has just been twenty-three years since I began to wander. In the next...