Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #2072
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
Quote #902
SCCS is the source-code motel — your code checks in but it never checks...
Quote #32509
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets...
Quote #23518
The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
Quote #8185
Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
Quote #1248
While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While...
Quote #10074
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Quote #34518
Life is an escalator You can move forward or backward you can not remain...
Quote #29173
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...