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I am not God, but I am my creator.
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the ‘f-word’ a...
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Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year.
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One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word...
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Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Take what is given, and...
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
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Knowledge is the eye of desire and can become the pilot of the soul.