Quote #12810
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #31801
You cannot slander human nature it is worse than words can paint it.
Quote #3613
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Quote #31698
Enthusiasm…the sustaining power of all great action.
Quote #22463
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year.
Quote #9412
Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
Quote #2848
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.
Quote #28479
There is only one way to come into this world there are too many...
Quote #633
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy...