Quote #23425
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish.
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #15220
“Oh,” replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, “he told me to come and...
Quote #25222
Freedom is not something that anybody can be given Freedom is something that people...
Quote #17233
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
Quote #1959
Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #788
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Quote #19705
By heaven we understand a state of happiness infinite in degree, and endless in...
Quote #24604
A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.