Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #2557
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
Quote #95
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Quote #8057
And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes...
Quote #24766
In all thy undertakings, let a reasonable assurance animate thy endeavors if thou despairest...
Quote #18695
Doctrine is nothing but the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
Quote #30702
The cemetery of the victims of human cruelty in our century is extended to...
Quote #26859
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #15404
It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times...
Quote #1359
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and...