Quote #2924
The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your...
Quote #30876
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #31026
… I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag and to the Savior, for whose...
Quote #12062
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #3167
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Quote #23990
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
Quote #31929
When I feel bad, I work. When I have problems, when I’m depressed, when...
Quote #8660
…simple fact that any land looks like Eden after months at sea.
Quote #25288
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.