Quote #1224
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Quote #15269
Whenever I hear people talking about “liberal ideas,” I am always astounded that men...
Quote #10012
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #12269
If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
Quote #31674
Careers, like rockets, don’t always take off on schedule. The key is to keep...
Quote #26157
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #30333
Speaking generally, punishment hardens and numbs, it produces obstinacy, it sharpens the sense of...
Quote #19523
So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject...
Quote #30618
Five enemies of peace inhabit with us–avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these...