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I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
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Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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We hear much of a decent pride, a becoming proud, a noble pride, a...
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
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We more frequently fail to face the right problem than fail to solve the...
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Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #13930
If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end...