Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #29452
The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically...
Quote #13444
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Quote #28673
Your mental attitude is someting you can control outright and you must use self-discipline...
Quote #12737
Gentlemen prefer bonds.
Quote #8530
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
Quote #16468
I made my money by selling too soon.
Quote #11894
A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his...
Quote #34032
I think it’s them…Men. They have no fortitude. They’re always dying or skedaddling off...