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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
Quote #14010
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Quote #9100
She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
Quote #28313
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Quote #95
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Quote #13914
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...
Quote #13484
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
Quote #4036
People are ridiculous only when they try or seem to be that which what...
Quote #23565
A hard beginning maketh a good ending.
Quote #32728
Would you hurt a man keenest, strike at his self-love.