Quote #27231
At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say....
Quote #22757
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which...
Quote #3646
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price...
Quote #22012
When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
Quote #6402
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up,...
Quote #25600
As a man thinketh, so is he
Quote #19038
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown...
Quote #28688
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
Quote #10598
When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out...
Quote #22099
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet