Quote #18447
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #1180
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #22097
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still...
Quote #25327
What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the...
Quote #29181
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #17842
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
Quote #13044
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote #18872
Information Superhighway is really an acronym for ‘Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing...
Quote #5065
Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting...