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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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There is only one principle of war and that’s this. Hit the other fellow,...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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I am not God, but I am my creator.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence...
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Prosperity knits a man to the world. He thinks he’s ‘finding his place in...