Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #2271
Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity.
Quote #3304
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.
Quote #18535
Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest...
Quote #24954
… information can be treated like any other quantity and be subjected to the...
Quote #25625
There are four kinds of Homicide felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Quote #915
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #15962
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A...
Quote #28759
You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows.