Quote #28795
Be a fountain, not a drain.
Quote #7073
With silence favor me. (Favete Linguis)
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #1001
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
Quote #718
Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them,...
Quote #7272
If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to...
Quote #2740
What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our...
Quote #4918
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Quote #32595
Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless....
Quote #3979
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning...