Quote #8746
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #1260
True friendship is never serene.
Quote #23413
Do I contradict myself Very well then I contradict myself,
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #32574
And it came to me, and I knew what I had to have before...
Quote #25817
Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled...
Quote #10798
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would...
Quote #17070
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
Quote #12357
The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...