Quote #21869
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
Quote #2297
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Quote #33755
I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #20936
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears I come to bury Caesar, not to...
Quote #10319
Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
Quote #25709
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay...
Quote #13493
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...
Quote #14138
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who...
Quote #3288
Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.