Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #33346
It is forbidden to decry other sects the true believer gives honour to whatever...
Quote #29485
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your...
Quote #8250
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #3470
The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #6761
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Quote #1293
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is...
Quote #20880
Their understanding Begins to swell and the approaching tide Will shortly fill the reasonable...