Quote #1390
I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #1090
I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #14435
I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change...
Quote #26411
All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
Quote #19526
I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire...
Quote #23209
Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he...
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...