Quote #2873
The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #34823
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
Quote #22955
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
Quote #3676
looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
Quote #21575
…happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
Quote #2815
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
Quote #5513
And now, like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military...
Quote #20612
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law....
Quote #25896
That’s the good part of dying when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any...