Quote #6431
Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...
Quote #32804
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #2516
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #7897
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #14938
Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study...
Quote #32579
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #4731
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
Quote #25784
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Quote #2019
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Quote #19858
To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him, two.