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My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any...
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
Quote #6236
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
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There are two kinds of people those who say to God, Thy will be...
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but...
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
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The chief proof of mans greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.
Quote #13781
Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.
Quote #13274
Sometimes there are no answers.