Quote #7038
Virtue is indeed its own reward.
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In youth we learn in age we understand.
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A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just...
Quote #9967
Perfection is the enemy of the good.
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Ozzie Smith just made a play that I have never seen before. And he’s...
Quote #29616
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Quote #15398
He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade...
Quote #31326
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #5291
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let...