Quote #3900
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand...
Quote #33454
If you make it plain you like people, it’s hard for them to resist...
Quote #34789
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a...
Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
Quote #3893
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Quote #25807
If you board the wrong train, it’s no use running along the corridor in...
Quote #15932
Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate.
Quote #32667
It is said that God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.
Quote #5081
Washington DC is the only place in America where people put bumper stickers on...
Quote #16779
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.