Quote #25648
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
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The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
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Quote #5488
How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least...
Quote #5070
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by...
Quote #3153
The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the...
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
Quote #23925
Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
Quote #9417
He that is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else.