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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
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All general statements are false.
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…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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The grace of God means something like Here is your life. You might never...
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Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably...
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Life is too short to settle for anything less than a 110 effort
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The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference...