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Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
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Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
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A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose...
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In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to...
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Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality...
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up,...
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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Ludwig von Beethoven had never mastered the elements of arithmetic beyond addition and subtraction....
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It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to...