Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
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He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won’t...
Quote #18570
A man can’t ride your back unless it’s bent.
Quote #2303
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance,...
Quote #16654
This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from...
Quote #6234
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there...
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #10419
Marriage is the golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and...
Quote #29122
Yesterday’s the past and tomorrow’s the future. Today is a gift – which is...
Quote #32788
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...