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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will...
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...
Quote #10483
The time is always right to do what is right.
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I do not know what the future holds, but I know who holds the...
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #30933
Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother.
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Experience shows that success is due less to ability that to zeal. The winner...
Quote #24324
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit (Perhaps it will be pleasing sometime to have...