Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #20465
What is a country without rabbits and partridges They are among the most simple...
Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #3319
What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care...
Quote #29304
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
Quote #23696
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have...
Quote #623
Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to...
Quote #21216
If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man...
Quote #27743
No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.
Quote #21219
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.