Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #28459
Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #11556
As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...
Quote #15598
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
Quote #29487
The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience.
Quote #20839
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
Quote #24003
Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
Quote #3362
The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people...
Quote #20908
Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...