Quote #12571
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
Quote #21924
Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.
Quote #25096
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Quote #21840
Don’t let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real...
Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #34564
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.
Quote #12886
If nature made you a giver, your hands are born open, and so is...
Quote #12006
There is a wide world out there, my friend, full of pain, but filled...
Quote #9795
I would fain die a dry death.