Quote #16906
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #29826
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #28811
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost...
Quote #8947
The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.
Quote #21032
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #13473
Never mistake motion for action.
Quote #17945
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Quote #4363
Haste in every business brings failures.