Quote #31556
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #29260
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
Quote #17849
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
Quote #34496
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Quote #7287
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
Quote #13058
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Quote #15621
The best way to end a war is not to begin it.
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #21623
The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.