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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
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There comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that...
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There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer...
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining...
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Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My...
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Who made the world I cannot tell ‘Tis made, and here am I in...
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The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether...
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From 4 to 6 percent of the presidential office is not in administration but...