Quote #2247
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #32665
Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
Quote #2561
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
Quote #30258
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children...
Quote #13557
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #15750
Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.
Quote #34457
I’ve learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If...
Quote #31395
It is possible by long-continued practice, not merely in lying, but in talking on...
Quote #5948
Fortune favors the bold.