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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to...
Quote #1873
I think contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.
Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #10625
To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to...
Quote #34548
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality...
Quote #9389
Death be not proud, though some have called theeMighty and dreadfull, for thou art...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #8667
Just turn left at Greenland…
Quote #18344
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Quote #20605
Let me tell you I am better acquainted with you for a long absence,...