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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give...
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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #779
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or...
Quote #19138
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Quote #25979
The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian...
Quote #21025
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
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Winning is a habit. Unfortuantely, so is losing.
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A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom...
Quote #17822
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...