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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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I improve on misquotation.
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Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well...
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Happiness isn’t something you experience it’s something you remember.
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be...
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A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering...
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I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself...