Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #15310
There are two main human sins from which all the others derive: impatience and...
Quote #620
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #34167
Evil to him who evil thinks.
Quote #22855
As to diseases, make a habit of two things – to help, or at...
Quote #941
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #4158
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
Quote #21151
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
Quote #24208
If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us...