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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
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A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place...
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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
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Presumption means nothing more than as stated by Lord Mansfield, the weighing of probabilities,...
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There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those...
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Money is always there, but the pockets change.