Quote #4837
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #34865
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I dont know what...
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #1679
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the...
Quote #5239
In a friend one should have ones best enemy. You should be closest to...
Quote #16808
Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #26746
You didn’t have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got...
Quote #6083
There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...