Quote #13928
I used to be Snow White — but I drifted.
Quote #27498
I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Quote #29260
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #20223
He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability...
Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #30496
When many work together for a goal, Great things may be accomplished. It is...
Quote #21446
Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than...
Quote #28862
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.