Quote #32464
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Quote #13315
To be possessed is an admirable reason for possessing.
Quote #1773
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #11795
Everybody loves to see justice done on somebody else.
Quote #557
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Quote #3095
To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a...
Quote #34802
It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one...
Quote #5785
Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...