Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
Quote #21051
Originality is a thing we constantly clamour for, and constantly quarrel with.
Quote #2624
England produces the best fat actors.
Quote #1488
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #21114
A child miseducated is a child lost.
Quote #3336
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
Quote #33401
Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
Quote #23271
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Quote #25636
My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you...