Quote #16289
I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.
Quote #8150
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #30074
I don’t want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.
Quote #6258
The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.
Quote #19689
As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every...
Quote #11539
A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long...
Quote #8700
Your purpose in relationships is simply to be your best self, regardless of the...
Quote #33825
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Quote #17117
We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend...